Dick
Tyler Gossip Roundup
Muscle
Builder Gossip Roundup
Dick Tyler on the West Coast, March 1970
It's
sunny and warm here in my backyard in North Hollywood. September
and New York seems awfully far away and yet as you read this the
Mr. Olympia contest is just about to be written into the record.
Even now the "Olympia" fever is beginning to make my massive
biceps twitch with anticipation. Joe Weider didn’t help any
when he called to tell me of the latest happenings. First of all,
I started to tell Joe about how incredible Schwarzenegger looked
lately, but before I could finish Joe was telling me that the IFBB
director from Belgium, Julian Blommaert had a sensational discovery
that would make Arnold look like a child. I cleared my throat.
"W-what
did you say, Joe?" I said, "Maybe we have a bad connection.
I thought I heard you say that some creature would make big Arnold
look like a kid."
"You
heard correctly," said Joe with a laugh. " According to
Blommaert this guy is 6' 3” and weighs 260 lbs. and is built
like a mountain with all the jagged ridges to go with a man who
should be the greatest bodybuilder in the world."
The
whole conversation left me doubting my sanity. I remember when it
was said that no one would ever be as great as John Grimek (and
in some ways I believe this is still so). In more recent times it
was Reg Park, then Bill Pearl, then Harold Poole, then Larry Scott,
Dave Draper, Chuck Sipes, Sergio Oliva, Arnold Schwarzenegger and
now a new one. Each of the aforementioned men has, at one time,
been considered the greatest in the world. At the present, this
year's Mr. Olympia contest might very well decide who the greatest
in the world is. Now I hear about this new guy who'll also be at
the contest and I don't know what to think. Just when I reconcile
my thinking to the fact that I know all the answers along comes
the startling info about a bodybuilder better than all the rest.
I'd better stop trying to set limits on physical standards. After
all, if God had wanted men to fly he'd have given him wings, wouldn't
he?
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Here's another award presented by the Tyler Foundation for Ignominious
Events. Unfortunately for us, but fortunately for him, we don't
know the recipient's name. The award is for having "The Most
Guts of the Year." It might be some time before someone more
deserving comes along. The award goes to the person or persons who
stole Arnold Schwarzenegger's wallet at the beach. It seems that
Arnold left his blanket with the wallet on it for a few moments.
The thief saw the giant walking away and promptly dashed over to
do his dastardly deed. Right now the "Oak" is a little
lighter on one hip and a lot madder than he’s been in a long
time. Now doesn't that take courage to see someone like Arnold and
still risk life and limb for a couple of bucks? This same person
is in line for another award if Arnold ever catches him. It's the
"Jogging for Health" award which is obviously earned by
"jogging" as fast as you can in the opposite direction
from the big man.
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The other day the former IFBB Mr. Western America Dan Mackey dropped
by the office. I knew it was him the moment I pulled into the parking
lot. Not just by the muscles he wears but by the roses. No, he doesn't
hold one between his teeth or wear one in his hair -- he wears them
on his eyes. Let me explain before you think I've had mental atrophy.
You see, Dan wears sun glasses that are rose colored. At first I
thought it was pretty dumb -- that is before I put them on myself.
You know a view of the world through rose colored glasses ain't
bad. I almost hated to give them back and look at a three color
globe again. Soon Dave Draper came out of the office. In a few minutes
Art Aeller drove up with his wife Josie and Arnold Schwarzenegger.
It was getting crowded. Finally Bill McArdle arrived and I thought
we might hold a convention. Bill showed us some paintings he had
done for his mother. They were really something. I'm not an art
critic but I sure know what I like. I don't know if Bill ever plans
to sell some of his work but I'd sure be in the market if he does.
I'm also in the market for rose colored glasses but the people in
the stores think I'm selling a philosophy instead of trying to buy
product.
***
I
was talking with my good friend, Dr. Ken Sommer, the other day.
Not only is he one of the better chiropractors in town but he's
also one of the finer lifters and AAU officials in the Los Angeles
area. During our conversation we got to talking about physique competition
(what else?) .He gave me a very interesting bit of news which I'll
pass on to those eagerly reading these lines. It concerns Chuck
Fautz in particular but what is more important, it might concern
the future of amateur bodybuilding. As you know by now, Chuck won
the IFBB Mr. Southern California title earlier this year. Though
he received no money for the title, the AAU can be quite arbitrary
about what it considers "amateur." Just walking out of
step is sometimes enough to make a man a pro. Not long ago some
AAU officials moved to try to reinstate Chuck so that he could enter
the AAU Mr. California contest. They succeeded, only to have the
rug pulled from under them when others, including some contestants,
caused an uproar. The fact that he wasn't allowed to compete isn't
the important thing. The fact that some of the AAU officials tried
and nearly succeeded in reinstating him is. Let's be realistic about
the situation. Amateurism is impossible to enforce. Just trying
to breeds deceit and hypocrisy. Let's have open meets like they
have in golf. Those who want to be called amateurs can refuse money
and let those who like the long green be the pros. Someday I predict
this will happen and then we can all relax.
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The Red Coats are coming. This time by air instead of land or sea.
The last time England sent us a great bodybuilder it was packaged
in the form of Reg Park. Now it might be Art Peacock's turn. Art
isn't in the class of a Reg Park yet but he has the potential to
be one of the best around. It took just about nine months of serious
training to place Peacock in the muscle orbit. One of those who
encouraged him the most was Art Zeller . For a long time he just
trained to keep in shape. Then Art convinced him that he could become
a champion. He started off by winning the Jr. Mr. Los Angeles Most
Muscular title. Just a few nights ago he won the Most Muscular Man
in California title. It's always good to have muscles for England
--"alive, alive, oh!" I'll get a story on him soon.
* * *
The other day I was getting an interview with a bodybuilder when
Art Zeller starts to kibitz or is that Kibutz. This is nothing new
for Art. He's not content just taking his snapshots (that remark
should drive him nuts). He also likes to manage the talk part as
well. He finally reached a new height in nerve at the interview
when he started suggesting to the bodybuilder what answers should
be forthcoming to my questions. It really got bad when he suggested
what I ask. The final straw came when he told me that I should take
down the funny things he said. I told him I would if he ever did.
The sacrifices I make for some crummy tintypes. Too bad he's the
best there is.
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I end this month with a happy little quiz. I like quizzing you every
once in a while to see if you really remember or care about bodybuilding's
bloody (just a figure of speech) past. Question: Only one foreigner
ever won the AAU Mr. America title. Who was it and what was the
year? No, it wasn't Ringo Starr in 1967. Give up? Roy Hilligan in
1951. If you knew the answer you win the satisfaction of knowing
you is smart -- or you looked ahead.
***
My good friend Vince Gironda has just installed a health foods restaurant
in his famous gym in North Hollywood. Should go great. Decorative,
too. ... Dave Draper built the furniture in his home workshop. More:
Don Howorth painted the murals on the walls. And while on the subject
of Vince, Brad Harris, the muscleman movie star, is now tossing
the caber with him… they both plan to enter competitions in
Scotland.
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John Grimek just celebrated his 60th birthday; Congratulations!
Franco Columbu is now training under Joe Weider, along with Arnold
Schwarzenegger, in California. He should be something really great
in short order if he responds as quickly to Joe's guidance as Arnold
has (Arnold is really a "new man" just after a year's
hard training under Joe's watchful eye. ..everyone is going to be
shocked when they see him and compare at this year's Mr. Olympia
competition). They're still casting for the new movie, "Hercules
in New York," and as I write this it looks as if Arnold will
get the lead. Watch for news in your daily paper.
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Gene Dubuque (Mr. New York City), the famous wrestler, recently
appeared on TV's "Dating Game." Lots of laughs. Gene trains
at Tom Minichiello's Mid-City Health Club when in New York. More
news from the Mid-City: A new superstar is rising there, Mike Rico,
from Italy -- he comes from the same town as Bruno Sammartino, also
a Mid-City member .The kid is only 17 and can already bench press
470 at a 162 bodyweight. Must eat protein spaghetti ...keep your
eye on him. Jack DeAngelis and Juan Sabater are two more names to
remember. Mid-City member Gordon Press just beat out Dennis Tinerino
and Mark Tendler for a TV commercial. John Laboy, former Mid-City
instructor, in great shape, plans to enter Ed Jubinville's Mr. Over
40 contest next Spring.
Talking about Ed Jubinville, don't forget that his great new 1970
Muscleman Calendar is now ready for shipment. They're only $1 each
-- great inspiration for your gym wall or office, and great as gifts
to friends. Each of 12 pages (one for each month) features one of
your favorite champs. To order, send $1 for every calendar you want
to: Ed Jubinville, P.0. Box 662, Holyoke, Mass.
That's
it this month. ..more gossip next time around.
Stay
tuned for the next installment...
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